10 Special “Confucius Say” gags for you









Saturday note from John C. Dvorak

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Dear Producers,
On Oct. 26th we celebrate 9 years of producing and delivering for you the best podcast in the Universe. More importantly we come close to November 8 and the miserable Presidential campaign will be over. So let’s celebrate that too.

The special 9 year celebration donation is $99.99 but you can contribute whatever you can afford or whatever you think is more symbolic by clicking here and putting in any amount you want. Please join in.

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And, as promised, here are some brand new “Confucius say” (written by Marty Higgins for No Agenda) gems for your amusement. These will be compiled into a giblet sometime soon. Enjoy and ask yourself what other podcast gives you news analysis and Confucius sayings?

CONFUCIUS SAY
Boy who practice to become expert archer – suffer many drawbacks!

Man who lose eyesight give up archery – no longer able to see point!

Woman who visit weight-lifter club to meet gymnast – have better luck at bars!

Man who fail to train for Olympic luge race – find it a lot toboggan for!

Woman who wish to win Olympic Gold on bicycle – must put pedal to medal!

Woman who keep track and field winnings in Warsaw bank – have interest in Pole vault!

Man who sued to get announcer job at Greyhound Track – agree to call off dogs!

Man who borrow money enter weightlifting competition – never forget supporter!

Woman who take Dalmatian to workout at gym – have no need to spot him!

Man who rename his bathroom “James” – go to Jim every morning!

That should suffice. Tune in tomorrow for a great show.

Sincerely and thanks,

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